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Born under a cursed moon and raised among gators and gossip, Mama Sha’ has been stirring pots—both literal and metaphorical—for over 45 years. This ain’t your grandma’s apothecary—unless she hexed exes for fun and kept bones in labeled jars.
Now, over the age of 50, Mama Sha’ is tired of the frilly nonsense. She’s thrown in the towel – on shiny spell jars, mass-produced “intention kits” and TikTok witches spewing out bad advice and who think magic is just lighting a candle while duck-lip pouting into their cell phone for clicks. She’s not here for the influencer alchemy or quartz-drenched nonsense blessed by algorithms and sold with a selfie, the endless parades of crystal-infused moonwater that couldn’t hex its way out of a paper bag.
Mama Sha’ needs grit, not glitter.
Power, not Pinterest.
She has spent years building her craft with bones, fire and actual consequences. She has leaned hard into the grit, the grime, and the glory of true swamp witchery. Her hands know herbs, her boots know mud, and her mouth knows curses sharp enough to slice through generational trauma. Crystals are fine, but she prefers tools that bite back—rusted nails, crawfish mud, black salt, and the kind of herbs that get you side-eyed at TSA. She don’t cast for aesthetics. She casts for results.
This isn’t a vibe. It’s a vow. If you’re looking for pastel spells and glitter jars, turn back now. But if you crave botanical vengeance and handcrafted wrath, welcome home.
So buckle up, buttercups! Let’s do this!
Mr. Kelly – Warrior Shaman. Ancestral Channel. Reluctant Lighthouse Keeper of the Spirit-Doomed.
Mr. Kelly doesn't play dress-up with the spirit world. He lives there. Walking the Warrior Shaman path since the age of six, his life has been less a journey and more a test—a series of spiritual bar fights with the unseen, the ancestral, and occasionally, himself.
Nearly five decades into his path, Mr. Kelly now devotes over 12 hours a day to dragging others—sometimes gently, sometimes kicking and screaming—toward their own transformation.
A tribal Gothi, a community anchor, and a spiritual tactician, he teaches meditative technique, ancestral connection, and manifestation with the precision of someone who’s already done the work and survived the fallout. His approach? Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Deeply real.
Mr. Kelly does not sugarcoat. He’s the one who tells you what you need to hear when everyone else is afraid to say it. Not because he's cruel—because he's invested. Because Spirit doesn’t always whisper through flower petals. Sometimes it speaks through storms.
So if you want a spiritual influencer who speaks in emojis and moon juice? Keep scrolling.
If you want a spiritual mentor who’s been through the crucible and came back swinging?
Mr. Kelly will meet you on the shore—grizzled, blunt, and waiting with a compass.
And if he shoves it into your hand and says, “Start walking,”
you’d better listen.
Guidance Rooted in Blood, Bone, and Spirit.
So where do you turn when...
Années passent—the years roll by—and the questions don’t stop. But sometimes, all it takes is a new perspective. And sometimes? You need someone to cut through the noise and hand you the truth, straight up. No fluff. No filters. Just the real deal, cher.
At Inexplicable Things Apothecary, we don’t offer quick fixes. We offer real tools, real talk, and real experience. Whether you need a nudge, a wake-up call, or a full-on spiritual intervention, we’re here for it.
Founded in 2006, Inexplicable Things is the soul-child of Mama Sha’ and Mr. Kelly—two folks who’ve walked the spirit road long enough to know when someone’s lost on it. Together, they bring over 80 years of ancestral practice, animism, and deep-rooted spiritual work into every session, every product, and every piece of advice.
So if you’re looking for sugar-coated clichés and vague platitudes, you’ll want to keep scrolling.
But if you’re ready for guidance that’s wise, grounded, and occasionally tough as nails?
We got you.
In an obscure Louisiana bayou,
there sits a quiet little cottage.
It's filled to the brim with candles and potions,
old books and faded bones,
cat whiskers and old oak leaves.
Look closely - amidst the Witch’s hair, you will find Inexplicable Things.
Today, from our little corner of some obscure bayou, we offer hand crafted items:
Candles, blow powders, and magickal conjure oils.
We create herbal teas and remedies, gris gris, even magickal starter kits!
We work with bones, feathers, curios.
We lay tricks, make mead, open roads and perform spiritual cleanses.
We consult, guide and above all, we care.
We offer a wide variety of services and supplies.
We spend a lot of time out in the bayou, child.
We believe that the idea of One Tribe is possible.
We believe that to become One Tribe, we cannot exclude, ridicule or condemn one philosophy, culture, religion, path, over another.
We believe that One Tribe is achieved through diversity and individuality,
but standing together, united.
One Tribe is about family, community . . .
celebrating all cultures, all paths and all walks of life.
Accepting your neighbor, for who they are!
So, welcome, to our family and our Tribe.
The door to Inexplicable Things is always open,
the sweet tea is always fresh
and everyone seems to come away with lagniappe (a little somethin' extra) -
So, c'mon, allons (let's go)!
Inexplicable Things Apothecary
Inexplicable Things Mooringsport, LA
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Our 'office' hours are:
From 10AM to 3PM (Central Time)
Mama Sha': 318-470-1885 for divination, ritual work, custom spells, questions about orders.
Mr. Kelly: 318-470-3310 for Consults. Please leave a message for him if he cannot answer.