Bayou Witchery Supplies from the Swamp Witch

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Some of the most common FAQ's . . .  





What is Swamp Magick?

Swamp Magick is what Miss Sha' grew up with. It's an eclectic mix of many things. 

Folk magicks from the South and Cajun cultures, Mountain magicks, Northern folk traditions. It also contains pieces of what some would call Gypsy Magick, Sea/Ocean Magick,  some elements of traditional Hoodoo.  

Folk Magicks are quite literal. 

You use what you have, or what you can scavenge, grow, or permanently borrow. 

It utilizes the swamps and bayous of the South, but it can also be metaphorically used nearly anywhere. 

When the rains subside - what you are left with is the bayou and the swamp. 

Most wouldn't give it a second glance, but those of us that live here know the truth about some things. 

We know that the often overlooked and seemingly useless - can really be cultivated into some of the most powerful of magicks. 




Will you cast for free? 

Can I pay you when I see the results?

The short answer: No

The long answer: Still No.

If you are unable to afford spell work, then this is a pretty good indication that now is probably NOT the best time for you to be focusing on your particular issue. 

Contrary to popular belief, spells and conjure work are NOT necessities to living your life. They can be a nice addition - but if you treat them as a necessity, you are not in a good spot and I would refrain from doing anything at this particular time. 

Also, my time is valuable - as is yours. 

I cannot spend time and energy on your specific conjure and use up supplies in the hopes that you will pay when you see your results.




What kind of Spell work or Conjure should I get? My issue is ( FILL IN THE BLANK).

Best advice: Get the very best spell work that you are comfortably able to afford. 

Miss Sha' recommends this because some spell work requires a lot less energy than others. They type of work she practices usually intensifies over several days time. But, a single candle burning is no less serious than a 9 day spell - it is simply a matter of intent. With that being said, you have to understand - if you want the world (a checklist of things you want to happen with your man or winning the lottery), but are only willing to pay for cab fare around the block (want to cut a deal and haggle) - chances are good, you will not see the results you are hoping for.

  Do not ask for a discount from your conjure worker! 

Do not haggle over price!

If they list prices on their website, or they give you a quote - don't haggle! 

* One, it's insulting. *

* Two, it makes you look cheap - and you don't want to look cheap when it comes to getting your man back, right? *

* Three, always remember... we get what we pay for! *

 

You know what you can afford, and we hope you are responsible enough to not work to save and then spend your very last grocery dollar on metaphysical work. 

This will cause more problems down the road. 



Do you guarantee your work?

All spells and conjure work, by their very nature, are wholly unreliable.

It's manipulation of energies, both tangible and intangible.

It also often involves the spirit realm - and believe me, we have NO control over those that dwell in that realm. 


I know of NO genuine spell caster, worker or conjure-person that can 100% guarantee the outcome of the work they perform. 

If they do, I would be VERY leery of their work, as a whole. It has been my experience that guaranteed work is usually a telltale sign of a charlatan that is going to take what they can get from you and provide you with nothing.

Not always - but it is very often the case. 

As a practitioner, Miss Sha' is unable to make any guarantees whatsoever, about the results that will be manifested. Is this not the same for medical doctors, shrinks and scientists? They can't guarantee their results. Each person is different. 

What she can guarantee is the amount of energy, time and effort that she will put into the conjure that is cast for you.


Like many conjurers', Miss Sha' has turned down clients if she firmly believes that she cannot help. 

If she don't feel it, she don't do it - 

and no amount of money will change this. 

That is a waste of her time and energy, and a waste of your money.


Now, with that being said, most folks are quite pleased with the results of her work for them. 

But some of the responsibility also comes in your actions following the work. 

She will often give recommendations for candle, prayer or offerings of thanks for her clients to do either during the conjure work, or shortly after. 

Spirits do not reward those that are not willing to work for or sacrifice for what they want. 



What is your success rate?

This question is not as commonly asked as some, but I think it's important to mention it here. Miss Sha' does not always ask a client how things are going after the work. She doesn't have time to track them down for an update. This is not because she doesn't want to know what has occurred, or that she doesn't care - but it's more because it can be quite counterproductive. 

Some clients get so focused on this - on the waiting around for the results - that they do nothing but sit and wait.

It is best to put magick in motion and let it be. 

Forget about it - stop fixating on it.

Move on with your life - like it has already happened.


In addition to this, Miss Sha' has found that there is a very fine line of interpretation - as to measurable success. 

To each individual, success is something different. 

She can, with all honesty, say that she hears far many more positive results than negative. 

Most of the conjure work she puts out, has resulted in a desired outcome. 



How long until I see results? 

How long does it take?

Spell casting, or any kind of conjure work, is not an exact science - therefore, there is no magick formula in which we can plug in dates to determine the exact day that your results will manifest. 

For most workers, a good rule of thumb is to not get too worked up for the first 90 days. 

Most successful spell will show some level of results (remember, this is a level, not always 100%) by the end of the third month.


"THREE months??!!"


Yes, three months. This is not unreasonable. 

That doesn't mean that it won't happen much sooner, but we cannot even consider boosting work until after 90 days has passed with no results.

Now, please keep in mind, that if the spell work affects only you - it can happen much, much quicker. 

Road Openers, Spiritual Cleansings, Courage spells - these can all happen very quickly - 

sometimes you can see results begin to come almost instantly!

It's when we branch out and add the variables of manipulating others that adds to the time frame. 


And, the conjure work that Miss Sha' does, well, it's called Swamp Magick for a reason.

The name is accurate - just like the swamp - slow, meandering, but steady.

In our experience, those that are seeking instant gratification, in any aspect of their life, are sure to be sorely disappointed the majority of the time. 

Demanding quick results will work against you.

When we want something NOW, we tend to create our own limitations within our mind by accepting nothing less. 

The Universe sees this for what it is and gives you what you are focused on the most - the negative, the wanting right now. 

So, let's put the magick out there and let it be! 

Forget about it!

And again, go on about your life, as if it's already come to pass. 



How long will the work last?

This all depends upon the type of work. 

Most of the work that Miss She' does is designed for a specific outcome, and once that outcome is reached, time does not stop. 

Whatever actions you take after the spell is in place will have an effect on the work. 


An example: let's say we do work to get someone to call you, maybe pay more attention to you, maybe even start a romantic relationship with you. The conjure is successful - the person calls you - starts spending more time with you, and eventually, you become a couple. 

But, you soon begin to treat this person badly. 

Nagging, complaining, going out with friends and leaving them home alone. Basic neglect. 

These actions are going to cause that person to distance themselves from you. 

This has NO bearing on whether or not the work was successful or effective.

The work did not "wear off"- which is something I have heard about other workers in the past. 

Let's be honest here - you failed to do your part to maintain the relationship. 

Love spells and curses, especially, must be cultivated - like a garden.

Stoked like a fire.

YOU have to do your part!

Just because it is metaphysical, does not mean that you can do whatever you please in reality. 

Please remember that with simple actions, you can completely destroy all the work that was just put into place. 



Other spell casters and root workers have done work for me, but failed.

This is more of a statement, rather than a question. We do hear this from time to time.

This ALWAYS throws up a red flag for us.

Each worker is different. No two scenarios are exactly the same.

Things change, energies change, level of commitment changes. 


In all the years Miss Sha' has been working conjure for others, she has come to notice a bitterness of resentment towards workers, in general. 

Patterns emerge, and it seems that some folks, no matter what you do, just aren't happy. 

Yet, these folks continue to return to magick for the same purpose, over and over and over again - 

usually with highly unrealistic expectations.


Think about this for a moment . . . what if the workers weren't actually failures?

What if, they were actually successes, 

but they didn't bring about the EXACT desired result that the client was expecting, 

in the exact way it was expected. 

Maybe the issue is that the desire is so unreasonable, so improbable, 

that no one could actually achieve the desired outcome.

What we find most often is that the spirits see something very different for our future. 

As I mentioned, much of what Miss Sha' deals with is through the spirit world. 

They see things that we have no way of knowing.

They may have completely different plans for you and by bringing this 

no-good ex back into your life, it would seriously mess up what is truly just around the corner for you.

And no amount of magick will change this. 

No matter how much energy she magickally throw towards your desire will make it come true.

They know what is best for you - long before you do. They are just waiting for you to see it too!


If you have truly been to multiple workers - all who seemingly have failed - 

it is best if you take a moment, re-evaluate your requests, re-examine your life and what you are doing.


Now, this is not to say that this is the only reason spells have failed, but it is one of the most common. 

Occasionally, a person is blocked with an enormous amount of negative energy, or a crossed condition or a curse. 

Sometimes it's the other person you are trying to control that is under a crossed condition - 

or is already being manipulated by another spell caster. 

This doesn't make additional work impossible - but it does have an effect and can draw out the process. 


This is why it is imperative that you be HONEST with your worker. 

Do NOT lie or withhold information! 

If you want your ex back - but it's been years and they have remarried - c'mon! 

Chances are SLIM that you will ever reach your desire of having them back. 

They are an EX for a reason! MOVE on!! 


Another matter to keep in mind with this - if you have been to a conjure worker and they have you that you 

MUST do this or you MUST do that, 

before doing any other work, be cautious. 

Additionally, I have known of some workers to threaten clients into paying more money! 


'if you don't pay me today for this work,  you life will be cursed.'


Do not EVER let anyone threaten you or strong arm you into paying them. 

Those individuals that feel the need to threaten or extort others - believe me, they do not possess any power. 

Fear not - they will not curse you! 

They are resorting to scare tactics for their own gains. 

And making you the Fool!



Do you do readings?

Yes, and no.

Miss Sha' does not do readings in the tarot sense - 

If you have a question about which direction you should go with an issue, 

or you are confused about something, 

or even wandering if a specific person is right for you, 

she can answer - based upon her gut instincts - 

but it is also recommended to have an actual reading done before coming to her for any work of this nature. 

And when we say 'actual' reading - we mean a reader that you are unfamiliar with - not your Facebook buddy that will give you a discount or your sister-in-law - these people know too much about you and your issues. They are too familiar. 

You want an accurate reading?

Go to someone that knows nothing about you!


While Miss Sha' does not require a reading beforehand, it can often make things much easier. 

If you do not know of any reputable readers or mediums, please scroll to the bottom of this page for information on a reputable reader. 

The readers listed there are highly skilled and genuine readers/mediums that we personally use. 

They are colleagues that we trust. 


Miss Sha' does read bones, on occasion.

This is generally for very specific yes or no answers.

And she does not do this very often.

She will use the bones when she is seeking guidance about a situation for a client where work was previously performed. 



Do you do phone consultations, Skype or video chat?

As a general rule, Miss Sha' prefers to work through email/messaging at this time.

Email is the best for her, as it spares her from having to rush her answers 

(She prefers to chew on things and let them marinate for a few moments, sometimes longer, before giving her answer. 

This is how she speaks with the spirits.) 

If you two are on the phone or some other similar communication - you will want an answer to your question right then. 


In addition, this means that she will not be interrupted throughout the day with ring tones, etc. But, if you call, she will try to answer. Just be respectful of her time - if you think your call will take more than 10 minutes, ask to schedule a time. 


In the evenings, it's usually still work hours - filling orders, photographing new items, charging candles, etc. 

It's also prepping for conjure work for clients.


And finally, Miss Sha' does have a family life.

What little time she does have to enjoy them - she prefers to give them her undivided attention. 

We are quite sure you feel the same way about yours. 



How can I contact you?

Please read through these FAQ's before writing; however, if you still have questions that were not addressed here, 

there are several ways you can reach us. 


You can reach us through the Miss Sha' & Mr. Kelly page on this site.


You can email us directly at info@inexplicablethings.com

And, you can always private message Miss Sha' via Facebook (InXplicableThings), as well as Twitter (InXplicableThngs).

Please allow her 24 hours to respond, but occasionally, it may take her a bit longer. 



How much do you charge?

Most of our conjure prices are based upon the intensity of the work - but we also like to keep prices reasonable. There is no need to break the bank in order to have a little spell work done. 

Many works charge huge amounts - it really just goes into their pockets. 

Any good worker can manipulate energy with a few simple tools - that does NOT need to take your last dollar!

Our prices are all inclusive - which means candles, powders, oils, flowers, curios are included. 

Occasionally, a special ingredient may be required, which may have to be purchased or ordered. Miss Sha' will let you know this at the time. 

Some work requires that you send her personal items. 

She does try to keep her clients fairly well informed - but always welcome any questions they may have before, during and after the working. 



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Please see the tab at the top of the main page that says: Orders/Shipping.

Our products are NOT mass produced. They are all handcrafted by Miss Sha' and Mr. Kelly.



Recommended Reputable Readers


Mr. Kelly Jeffery 

 Spiritual Consultant / Gothi

Facebook: Kelly Jeffery

Email: kelly@inexplicablethings.com

318-470-3310

You can learn more about Kelly HERE


Sean Black

Facebook: Norse Pagan Shaman

Email: Norsepaganshaman@gmail.com

Sean helps others through empowering the Body, Mind and Spirit. This cultivates the Folksoul and helps in building and maintaining the connection to ancestors. He provides consulting on a wide variety of subjects. 


Danny At The Crossroad

Facebook: Crossroad Tarot

Danny At the Crossroad is an amazingly intuitive reader. He is down-to-earth with a no-nonsense type of straight talk. 

I have known Danny for several years now and have watched him grow into the wonderful, spiritual man he is. 

I highly recommend this man for a straight-up reading! 


Please read through these FAQ's before writing; however, if you still have questions that were not addressed here, 

there are several ways you can reach us.